Chimpanzees are the biggest tools of the universe.
They look a little bit like people
BUT THEY'RE NOT!
Don't be fooled by they're human-like expressions. They're vicious animals.
They seem playful and innocent
But turn your back on them for a minute and they'll be tampering with the life-support system of your space-ship!
Here you see a prime example of chimps attacking a helpless fellow.
What a shame.
Here we see three chimps taking place in a lewd orgy in front of some little kids and nuns. What BASTARDS!
Here is a group of chimps that just did something really bad.
Maybe they kicked a kitten or set an old lady on fire or something.
There's no way to know.
As you can see, chimps will never betray their chimp brothers and tell the police about their horrific actions. Their motto: "Hear no evil, speak no evil, tell no one about setting that old lady on fire."
They must be stopped.
After Bobo the clown chimp gets to drinking and smoking, there's no telling what he'll do.
But whatever it is, it's not gonna be good.
CHIMPS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!
Here are a bunch of chimpanzees making a really bad movie.
WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?
This chimp is actually a boy chimp, trying to lure you into bed with him under the guise of being a nice girl chimp.
DON'T TRUST THE CHIMP!
He's just trying to bite you and give you his nasty chimp diseases...
Like Herpes or the flu or something.
This chimp may look festive, but he's actually part of the I.R.A.
You know, that terrorism group in North Ireland?
Yeah, he's the one bombing all the stuff.
BLAME THE CHIMP
DON'T TRUST THE CHIMPS!